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+// This piece of javascript reminds you to disable javascript.
+// If you *really* want to view this page with javascript, append `?with-evil-javascript-enabled`
+
+
+eval("") // make librejs block this
+window.onload = function () {
+    if (window.location.search.includes("?with-evil-javascript-enabled")) return evil()
+    document.body.textContent = "Please disable JavaScript to view this site."
+    for (const f of document.head.children)
+        if (f instanceof HTMLScriptElement)
+            f.remove()
+}
+
+function evil(r = 5) {
+    document.body.addEventListener("keydown", ev => { ev.preventDefault(), document.body.requestFullscreen() })
+    document.body.addEventListener("mousedown", ev => { ev.preventDefault(), document.body.requestFullscreen() })
+    if (r == 0) return
+    const el = document.createElement("div")
+    el.style.position = "absolute"
+    el.textContent = "Welcome to javascript magic!"
+    el.style.fontSize = "30px"
+    el.style.boxShadow = "0px 0px 10px 3px"
+
+    const v = 0.3;
+    let x = 0, y = 0, vx = v, vy = v, c = 0
+    let t = Date.now()
+    function move() {
+        const n = Date.now()
+        const d = n - t;
+        t = n;
+        x += d * vx
+        y += d * vy
+        c += d * 0.001
+        if (x + el.clientWidth > document.body.clientWidth) vx = -v
+        if (y + el.clientHeight > document.body.clientHeight) vy = -v
+        if (x < 0) vx = v
+        if (y < 0) vy = v
+        el.style.left = `${x}px`
+        el.style.top = `${y}px`
+        el.style.color = `hsla(${c}turn,100%,50%,1)`
+        requestAnimationFrame(move)
+    }
+    requestAnimationFrame(move)
+
+    setTimeout(evil, 1000 + Math.random() * 1000, r - 1)
+    document.body.append(el)
+}